Roald Dahl's

God I hate writing. Don't know since when.

But still, I feel guilty for not doing it for sooo long.

Pemanasan deh. Pertama gue akan ngopi paste salah satu writing prompts dari buku The Muse Is In by Jill Badonsky. Kemudian mari kita lihat akan kemana jadinya tulisan ini.

13 September
B-day of Roald Dahl who said, "Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!" Dahl suspended logic to liberate imagination. Make a list of imaginative ingredients for real things like pillows, cameras, angst, eagerness, paranoia, altruism. See if your exploration leads to ideas for writing or art, or just let it stregthen your imagination muscles.

Ergh. Let's start this.

1. Pillows? It's made of tofu, a big one, that cut into very little pieces and filling them all in a sack. It explains why some people constantly bite their pillows when they're hungry in the midnight.
2. Cameras? It's made of a magic brick that automatically beam a light when you are in danger, and trapped it into a black hole. Well I often use it to repel draculas.
3. Angst. It's made of a hail of pepper and chili, showered with a handful of salty snow.
4. Eagerness? It's made of gold nugget that fried in temperature above 379 celcius.
5. Paranoia. It's made of carving knife in the hand of a red nose clown that shrieking like a dying hound, just behind your neck.
6. Altruism, made of falling leaves in autumn breeze at Noblesville.

No, doing this won't lead me to another writing attempt.

Yes, you may use this writing prompts if you feel stuck and you don't have any ideas to update your lovely blog, hahaha.

DOH, jadi inget, gue masih ngutang beberapa judul postingan sebenernya...